For this story, the Smartguy is going to have to take a trip on the way back machine to a toy store I called home back in my high school days… KB Toys. One summer, we got a new store manager. As it turned out, he was a real world class dumbass.

So The Smartguy gets to work on Tuesday morning hoping to have another great, Dumbass free day. Not so fast, Smartypants. Here’s a little background on this story: yesterday, around noon time, I received a project assignment. This assignment was like any other normal one, except that instead of one part, it had two. The project involved processing part 1, processing part 2, and then putting them together and re-processing the whole thing again.