Apparently, Abfab isnt the only one dealing with office thieves. Our poor friend and new contributor, Pet-Peeved, also has had some dealings with a thief or two. She writes:

This one comes to us from AbFab again. It is her second story on the site, and its about a group of people that The Smartguy hates just about more than anyone…

I had the following exchange over Instant Messenger with a friend of mine the other day. The Screen names have been changed to protect identities.

VixenLawyer: (4:26:22 PM): Someone left water on the cafe floor and when I was walking to get a spoon, I slipped and feel and hit my knee and spilled juice everywhere and all over myself!!

TheSmartguy: (4:26:33 PM): Are you ok?

The Smartguy went to the kitchen today to fill up his water bottle at the cooler… Someone had spilled an entire bottle of milk on the floor. I would have offered to help the person clean it up, but they had long since run away. I stared bewildered at another coworker and our eyes met in a gaze that could only express one thing… who’s the dumbass that did that??