I was originally going to write one big story about appropriate elevator etiquette and the Dumbasses who refuse to abide by its guidelines. Then I realized that it is such a glaring problem that I needed a whole miniseries dedicated to it. I mean it all ties back to basic politeness and common sense that everyone should have. If everyone had this common sense, however, The Smartguy would be out of a job and you would have nothing entertaining to read. Thank god for Dumbasses! So let’s start with an easy one and work our way up the ladder.