Call me weird, but I am not a fan of public bathrooms when it comes to number two. I’ll go number one all day, and where ever it is socially acceptable to do so (social acceptability is not a deal breaker in the right situation), but the same does not apply to number two. I once described it in college as my policy to never drop bombs over foreign soil. If I can avoid having a seat in the bathroom at work, I damn well do it. The whole thing (including seeing others who might use the same stall) makes me a little uncomfortable.

This one comes to us from our first loyal reader, AbFab:

On the subject of bathrooms, I would like to bring one thing up that bothers me to no end. Women.. No, not in general, that’s another site, I guess…but they are PIGS when they think no one’s looking. Too often I go into a bathroom stall at work and find a feminine product floating merrily in the bowl. How old are the people I work with? Average around 30-35? But, even if you’re 18, girls have to have been presumably doing for at least 4 years.

Picture This:

You are rushing to the men’s room because you’ve been drinking water, coffee, or Redbulls all morning. Or perhaps you had some bad lunch and need to take care of some other business. Anyway, you open up stall number 1 and it has been rendered useless by someone who apparently eats toxic waste. Stalls 2 and 3 are full of strangers’ pee (which is just gross), and stall number 4 is clogged because someone apparently tried to wrap themselves up like a mummy while wiping and used up a whole roll of toilet paper. Don’t you hate that?